Speech therapist offers sex to encourage pupils

R4R · 01-16-2009, 09:11 AM

A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her
Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book
without the slightest success.

Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me
the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I will
have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your
eyes water. So, who wants to go first ?"

The Englishman piped up. "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said.

"That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next ?"

The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley".

That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish.

How about you, Paddy ?

The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out " London".

Brilliant, Paddy! said the speech therapist and immediately set about
living up to her promise.

After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for
breath and Paddy said "-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".

Dario

dxb335d · 01-16-2009, 10:20 AM

dont get it, whats wrong with him saying london, then derry..

Oh i get it now.

NFS · 01-16-2009, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dxb335d

dont get it, whats wrong with him saying london, then derry..

Oh i get it now.

Porscha! · 01-16-2009, 10:29 AM

ROFL I actually found Carls comment funnier than the joke itself

01-16-2009, 09:11 AM	#1
R4R First Lieutenant 19 Rep 333 Posts Drives: E89 Z4 35i Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: England iTrader: (0) Garage List 2003 Radical SR3 Su ... [0.00] 2005 E53 X5 3.0D [0.00] 2007 E92 335D M Spo ... [0.00] 2004 E85 Z4 3.0i SE [8.00]	Speech therapist offers sex to encourage pupils A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success. Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water. So, who wants to go first ?" The Englishman piped up. "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said. "That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next ?" The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley". That's no better. There'll be no sex for you, I'm afraid, Hamish. How about you, Paddy ? The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out " London". Brilliant, Paddy! said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise. After 15 minutes of exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said "-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry". Dario __________________ 35i - DCT - Most of the toys - Smart top roof module - GLF. www.onboardvision.co.uk www.gtvr.co.uk www.vehicle-launch-incar-video.co.uk
	Appreciate 0 Tweet Quote

01-16-2009, 10:20 AM	#2
dxb335d The Tarmac Terrorist 949 Rep 29,345 Posts Drives: 997.2 GT3 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: ''Fandango Towers'' iTrader: (3) Garage List 2010 Porsche 997.2 GT3 [9.50] 2003 BMW E46 M3 [6.00] 2007 BMW E92 335D [5.50]	dont get it, whats wrong with him saying london, then derry.. Oh i get it now. __________________ 997.2 GT3
	Appreciate 0 Quote

01-16-2009, 10:29 AM	#4
Porscha! Should be on www.retrorides.com 95 Rep 3,573 Posts Drives: Porsche 944 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Derbyshire iTrader: (0) Garage List 1978 MG Midget 1500 [0.00] 1987 BMW E30 325i C ... [0.00]	ROFL I actually found Carls comment funnier than the joke itself __________________ "FIRE UP THA PORRSCHAAH" - The 80's are back! Front Engined Porsche
	Appreciate 0 Quote