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| 12-04-2009, 03:22 AM | #1 |
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Tiger...
A Tiger Woods = a short drive into the trees
What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She's teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger. When asked by the police how many times she hit Tiger, Elin replied "I'm not sure, put me down for a 5" Tiger's car still runs, but it goes putt, putt, putt. Tiger Woods has a lot of cars, now he has a 'hole in one'.
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| 12-04-2009, 04:02 AM | #5 |
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Lol...
it amazes me why they cheat on there wives/gf when they look like her!! Ashley Cole is the same, Steak at home but wants a burger van instead  probably fancied a bit of 'rough' 
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| 12-04-2009, 06:20 AM | #9 |
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What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals?
They both get clubbed by Scandinavians.
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Proves he's a man.........well in his head anyhow. Bit of rough is less judgemental/demanding.............enough of the philosophy!!! Probably well shite in bed.  |
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| 12-04-2009, 06:37 AM | #11 | |
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Helen - your probably right but it doesn't matter if he is shit in bed he is Tiger Woods!!! also as long as he enjoys himself...
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Means n'owt to me who he is lol..............but that was my point who cares at the end of the day.
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Anyway, back on track...
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I realise that. I just spend five minutes looking for something. The closest I got was a quote "Jimmy used to be married to Maureen but now has a Girlfriend" - I feel sorry for Maureen but I guess it wasn't a fair comparison.
I did find the clip on the GMTV website but it cuts out just before getting to her for some reason. Sorry. Edit - here's the clip. She's lay on the sunbed behind Joe Bugner but as I say it cuts out just before getting to her... It was one of those moments when my wife just turned round to me and started laughing knowing exactly was I was thinking and about to say
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