Guy goes on a date

Walesy · 12-15-2009, 09:46 AM

and all this happens, please read all the way through.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=120921191

M3-FAST · 12-15-2009, 09:55 AM

f'in hilarious!!!!!!!!

335DPOWER · 12-15-2009, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by M3-FAST

f'in hilarious!!!!!!!!

+100000000000000

That story ftmfw
One of the funniest i have read

dxb335d · 12-15-2009, 11:47 AM

FACKIN ELL. I hate trying to pee with a boner.

marcel b · 12-15-2009, 11:49 AM

god, I cannot stop laughing

F'in hilarious

335DPOWER · 12-15-2009, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by dxb335d

FACKIN ELL. I hate trying to pee with a boner.

I cant just go red tryin to push

< look a bit like that

PhilL · 12-15-2009, 11:58 AM

Why would you need to pee in a bottle not use a public toilet? He has serious issues.

Not that it actually happened mind; pee/poo/boner combo? As if

ERIC212NYC · 12-15-2009, 12:03 PM

Shit was funny

dxb335d · 12-15-2009, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 335DPOWER

I cant just go red tryin to push

< look a bit like that

Just does not want to come out does it. Agony is the only word that springs to mind.

Tee212 · 12-15-2009, 12:48 PM

oh man good shit...i had to cut and paste this to other forums. ty!

Express · 12-15-2009, 01:09 PM

i dont know what to say

KadeSdad · 12-15-2009, 01:14 PM

superb!

virtualbong · 12-15-2009, 01:24 PM

Ahhh...haven't we all gone through this...

hahaha...true or not...it was a funny read.

- Paul - · 12-15-2009, 02:08 PM

That story is EPIC. Very funny!!!

ed335d · 12-15-2009, 02:55 PM

Who the fcuk carries a bottle to piss in?

dxb335d · 12-15-2009, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ed335d

Who the fcuk carries a bottle to piss in?

+1... body builder types presume

NFS · 12-15-2009, 03:28 PM

Isn't this essentially the plot of Ben Stillers file Along Came Polly?

I don't know what I am concerned about most:

1. That someone wrote this on the internet
2. That there are body building forums
3. That someone actually reads them

The word is completely f*cked. I blame the parents.

MEGA · 12-15-2009, 03:42 PM

pmsl

too funny.

and serves the idiot right for being shit scared (lol) of using public pissers.

Walesy · 12-15-2009, 03:47 PM

I thought it was really fucked to be honest. As most of you said, who te hell carries 'pee bottles' around with them??..weirdo!

marcel b · 12-15-2009, 05:10 PM

posted the link on some other forum. so funny. keep laughing. don't care if it is true

JLR1969 · 12-15-2009, 05:58 PM

True or not it made me laugh........... a lot.

Steve748 · 12-15-2009, 07:07 PM

Link not working now

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