Center Parcs & Anal Sex

Dr Dave · 01-19-2012, 12:29 PM

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relation...Parcs-Anal-sex

Anyone been?

peterg1965 · 01-19-2012, 12:38 PM

I thought they were all into knitting and cake baking on there!!!

Will, have you contributed yet?

willhollin · 01-19-2012, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by peterg1965

Will, have you contributed yet?

Permanent ban for posting the animated dog picture.

Dr Dave · 01-19-2012, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by willhollin

Permanent ban for posting the animated dog picture.

Fair play Will!

Baby Dave · 01-19-2012, 02:22 PM

Quality post, I've been to Butlins,an upgrade is in order

pjs · 01-19-2012, 02:47 PM

Funny as fook, especially the bird who says take the KY and a cucumber to see how the fella likes it

The_Bear_Yid · 01-19-2012, 02:51 PM

I'd ask how you found that thread Dave, but seeing that you're not a mum, I guess you packed the lube

Sorry you didn't make it up the Hershey highway mate.

willhollin · 01-19-2012, 02:59 PM

Dr Dave has had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.

mowflow · 01-19-2012, 04:36 PM

I want to know what the "nice ham" thread is.

I wonder if they know that Premier inn means water sports are on the cards.

The_Bear_Yid · 01-19-2012, 06:11 PM

...everything's Premier but the piss.

Dr Dave · 01-20-2012, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by The_Bear_Yid

I'd ask how you found that thread Dave, but seeing that you're not a mum, I guess you packed the lube

Sorry you didn't make it up the Hershey highway mate.

Haha - No, I saw it as a link on someone else's Facebook wall!

Dr Dave · 01-20-2012, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by willhollin

Dr Dave has had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.

My ass is most definitely a one-way street......

M3-FAST · 01-20-2012, 04:33 AM

This thread is funny, but after reading the posts over on mumsnet, they are hilarious!

Made me want to go and have a browse around - got one woman who can't be arsed to shave her snatch anymore and wondered if other members think it's 'right'! Another was ranting about her husband going out with an 'undesirable' friend at the weekend and they 'might' go to a lap dance club ha ha

It's kept my breakfast time busy

MERLIN335i · 01-20-2012, 05:13 AM

Paul,

Never mind reading pervy threads, how about updating your signature etc

Hope you are enjoying your new toy !

Michael.

zltm089 · 01-20-2012, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr Dave

My ass is most definitely a one-way street......

Carrera RSR · 01-20-2012, 01:52 PM

Off to Centre Bumming in May. Got the KY packed already

M3-FAST · 01-21-2012, 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by MERLIN335i

Paul,

Never mind reading pervy threads, how about updating your signature etc

Hope you are enjoying your new toy !

Michael.

Hee hee, only just spotted this mate, yes better get round to an update on details!! Maybe a few pics in my garage of new arrivals

The_Bear_Yid · 01-22-2012, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Dave

Haha - No, I saw it as a link on someone else's Facebook wall!

Your wife's?

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