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      07-20-2007, 12:15 PM   #1
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WHEN was the last time you did a poo?

Just thought I'd ask before Carlos did
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i think i went about lunchtime, when did you go mate?
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I had one this morning - think it was about 10:45. You have any plans for another today?
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i hope not as im bathed and clean now and wouldnt really want to dirty my bottom again today, altho i can feel one being compacted as we speak, i will try leave it till tomorrow mornin

do you feel another coming some time today?



did you have the privelidge of 'doing it' in the comfort of your own home

or was she a 'work place dump' ?



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No - I'm currently off on Leave at the moment so "she" was on the "throne at home" I was thinking about curling one off later, depends on the curry I'm about to consume.
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think that curry may destroy your 0-splash time, because of the lqack of weight hurling it into the water..
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you guys are taking this forum to a whole new level !
it was already at that level mate, and its only getting better
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think that curry may destroy your 0-splash time, because of the lqack of weight hurling it into the water..
gravity vs propulsed liquid (possibly)

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I just hope that nobody is posting using a laptop whilst engaged in the aforementioned activities!
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we really discussing laying bricks online?
no its called 'laying a cable'


steve im still disgusted at your vile comment towards a fellow forum member
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no its called 'laying a cable'


steve im still disgusted at your vile comment towards a fellow forum member
which vile comment? i've made so many
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I just hope that nobody is posting using a laptop whilst engaged in the aforementioned activities!
Right now .. WiFi
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Could we set a new forum record for simultaneous sh*tting & posting?

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...as opposed to just posting s*&t?
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...as opposed to just posting s*&t?
Matt, I think Carlos already holds that title.

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