tranquility wrote

Nom nom nom nom.

Cutest animal you'll see (w handful of leaves in his hand at the ready)🐨

HFW003 wrote

Until they piss on you!

tranquility wrote

Nom nom nom nom.

Cutest animal you'll see (w handful of leaves in his hand at the ready)🐨

3.0L wrote

A former co-worker had a "chat" with a tree squirrel one day and ended up getting pissed on.

Lady Jane wrote

Lady Jane wrote

King Rudi wrote

Lady Jane wrote

I'm not an ornithologist but I can always tell the female of the species.

These are Rose-ringed parakeets from Kaudulla national park. The male is on the right. Oddly the females of the Kingdom Animalia, Phylum Chordata, and Class Aves display duller color pallets, while the males tend to be more attractive and brightly colored. This is of course to attract the lack luster females.

Just thought I'd share.

King Rudi wrote

$5 says the female stated that she wasn't even hungry 5 minutes before this photo was taken.

No one wrote

This was how I read the picture: the one on the left is annoying and the one on the right is hesitant to provide a hard response.

Regarding colourways, females don't need to look attractive when in high demand but they do need a protective look every time, I guess. Also, it might be the male's responsibility to divert predators from the nest.

No one wrote

It's irrelevant if she's hungry or not. He must bring food anyway.

King Rudi wrote

I assumed that Jane was referencing the "talk to the hand" pose of the winged-rat on the right, insinuating that this was the female (on the right) being tired of the males shit. I might be wrong. If I am, then the male is on the left.

King Rudi wrote

Also if the females don't need to look attractive just because they are in high demand, I guess this explains blue hair, neck/face tattoos and wearing pajama pants/house shoes combo in public of modern day single ladies. I didn't realize how our closely related our species courtly love structure was.

No one wrote

What?



I don't know if explicitly ugly women can be in demand

King Rudi wrote

I don't have a solid rebuttal for this. You are correct. Regardless of how not hungry the female is, she will still eat the males food, and the male should be pleased to supply said nourishment....although he will now go without because she wasn't hungry.

Our species and theirs do share many similarities.

I'm just being a dick as 90% of her posts are verbally degrading of men in a feeble attempt at flirting.

Up next, Jane explains how our societal mating rituals should mirror that of the Preying Mantis.

HFW003 wrote

Until they piss on you!

King Rudi wrote

Cute yes, but those damn things will tear your face off!

tranquility wrote

You guys are such 1/2-glass emptiers haha. Their overwhelming cuteness renders their perceived bad pts trivial

tranquility wrote

HFW003 wrote

Until they piss on you!

King Rudi wrote

Cute yes, but those damn things will tear your face off!

You guys are such 1/2-glass emptiers haha. Their overwhelming cuteness renders their perceived bad pts trivial
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King Rudi wrote

I felt the same way about the second wife. I was wrong.

Esteban wrote

Have you heard their mating call?
Surprisingly loud for such a small, cute critter. Also, sounds kinda like a donkey. lol

tranquility wrote

Yes, I'm very familiar w those cute marsupials, I know they sound like a broken carburetor sometimes lol. However, they also make a cute screeching noise when calling out for their moms. Nothing will sway me from being enamoured forever w them!

tranquility wrote

...but that's where you messed up, should've heeded the saying "once bitten, twice shy".

King Rudi wrote

Well.....she was extremely hot and she had a vagina that she liked to share with me. It'll happen again....it's actually happening again now. The difference is the one that I have now is so much nicer to deal with and I think she actually likes me.

King Rudi wrote

Well.....she was extremely hot and she had a vagina that she liked to share with me. It'll happen again....it's actually happening again now. The difference is the one that I have now is so much nicer to deal with and I think she actually likes me.

King Rudi