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      01-05-2016, 01:45 PM   #19735
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Don't be afraid of dying Sara , it's about the same thing as being born ..
Alone , unconsciously and without memory.... The moment when we came and the moment that we need to go .
The start and the end of a cycle ..And that's it
I wish I could. I'm with sara and can't even think about it without shitting myself.
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I wish I could. I'm with sara and can't even think about it without shitting myself.
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Don't be afraid of dying Sara , it's about the same thing as being born ..
Alone , unconsciously and without memory.... The moment when we came and the moment that we need to go .
The start and the end of a cycle ..And that's it
I wish I could. I'm with sara and can't even think about it without shitting myself.
That is what you should be thinking about the entire time during the sleep survey !!!

Not the shitting yourself part but the dying part... Throw those sensors off - if they attach them less invasively to you that is...
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I wish I could. I'm with sara and can't even think about it without shitting myself.
Shitting yourself is a sign that you're close to going.

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That is what you should be thinking about the entire time during the sleep survey !!!

Not the shitting yourself part but the dying part... Throw those sensors off - if they attach them less invasively to you that is...
I thought about just shitting the bed to see how that doctors visit went?
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I know usually only happens on leg day though.
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That is what you should be thinking about the entire time during the sleep survey !!!

Not the shitting yourself part but the dying part... Throw those sensors off - if they attach them less invasively to you that is...
I thought about just shitting the bed to see how that doctors visit went?
Yes !!! Remind of this funny story... knew a guy who played football at USC... Or as anna calls it - baseball...

Blew his knee out, laid out in hospital, nurse brings him breakfast and asks how he's doing and asks him to give a urine sample...

She leaves, he doesn't feel like eating for obvious reasons, and decides to pour the apple juice into the urine container...

Nurse comes back, makes a comment about the urine, he asks her to see it real quick. Looks at it, shakes the container and tells the nurse - "you know, I think you are right. Let's run it through the system one more time..." Pops the lid and downs the apple juice... Nurse runs out screaming...

This is on my list of things to do if I get hospitalized...
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Or just start beating off like crazy?
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Or just start beating off like crazy?
I'm pretty sure they've seen that before... Think about it... You snap out of a coma - that has got to be some serious morning wood....
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I'm pretty sure they've seen that before... Think about it... You snap out of a coma - that has got to be some serious morning wood....
I did have some healthy wood last night and could have went ahead. Then call out for help from the nurse she would be so confused what to do since watching.
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I'm pretty sure they've seen that before... Think about it... You snap out of a coma - that has got to be some serious morning wood....
I did have some healthy wood last night and could have went ahead. Then call out for help from the nurse she would be so confused what to do since watching.
Do they watch you through a window like a lab experiment?
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Do they watch you through a window like a lab experiment?
Infared cameras yes and microphone. Had some good gas so that was semi funny! Protein rich diet.
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Don't pick on Wah....he is still in mourning
In mourning for what? Did you know dentists have the #2 suicide rate? Did a dentist friend off himself?
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The Jets committed suicide
Speaking of shitting oneself... You're QB was hobbling around after the press conference like he sharted his pants...

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Do they watch you through a window like a lab experiment?
Infared cameras yes and microphone. Had some good gas so that was semi funny! Protein rich diet.
Your wife must be thrilled in the evenings and bed time...
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I wish I could. I'm with sara and can't even think about it without shitting myself.
I see but...
I saw 2 family members dying in front of my eyes in the hospital from very close..Because I was agreed for to be the day and night guard..
I remember the images of it and that's not so nice , because we/I are still alive .
I only did it about respect for people that I loved , but I was completely exhausted at the end...
The advantage was that they were both very sick and a lot of morfine was involved in the last months and they were actually talking like drunk people .
The cause for the morfine was pain and it was like every day a little more ml (cc) of the morfine till the last day that they got the overdose of morfine and actually died like a junky ....and unconsciously like sleeping .
The enormous downside of morfine is lack of hunger because the stomach is numbed too and they don't eat and so huge lost of body weight is visible every day...and that looks scary like shit !
Mijn aunt body weight was - 40 kg when she died , but she still laughed 30 min. before she died .
Thank god there is morfine and I would love to die in the same situation without suffering and drunk from the morfine
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Your wife must be thrilled in the evenings and bed time...
Yes me and the dog try to hot box the room.
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Im just hoping im ready to go when it happens. Attitude changes as you age about it. I once thought I wanted a horrible death and to weather it with strength but that's a tall order I'm afraid.
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In mourning for what? Did you know dentists have the #2 suicide rate? Did a dentist friend off himself?
WORSE!!!!

The Jets committed suicide
Speaking of shitting oneself... You're QB was hobbling around after the press conference like he sharted his pants...

He'll be ready after a week of rest whilst the others fight for their playoff lives
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Do they watch you through a window like a lab experiment?
Infared cameras yes and microphone. Had some good gas so that was semi funny! Protein rich diet.
...and those rooms are usually so small
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